I am a twenty-something trying to make my way amongst a sea of white, male, mid-life crisis suits. That’s right, I accidentally went to law school and now I need to pay off the mistake. When I’m not trying to find a job as an attorney, I distract myself by shopping for designer clothing and make-up. I know, not the most fulfilling of hobbies, but at least it keeps me from “self-medicating” away my misery like my peers.